Chris Evans Named People Magazine’s 2022 Sexiest Man Alive! For Obvious Reasons!

It’s not just in:

Chris Evans is very sexy.

but This On the very bus:

Chris Evans is the sexiest man alive!

Chris Evans attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix’s “The Gray Man” at TCL Chinese Theater on July 13, 2022 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Leon Bennett/Getty Images for Netflix)

On Monday night’s episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host announced that Captain America himself had earned People Magazine’s annual honor.

You don’t really need to ask why, do you?

“The sexiest man alive this year is Chris Evans,” Colbert said before cutting the cameras, jokingly shouting at John Oliver:

“It’s ox-! Details! Stop stealing!”

BERLIN, GERMANY – JULY 18: Chris Evans attends the Netflix special screening of “The Gray Man” at Jooplast on July 18, 2022 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Sebastian Reuters / Getty Images for Netflix)

In the actual issue of this publication, on newsstands Friday, Evans jokes that he hopes his friends will make fun of him to earn the title.

“Actually it would just be a point of bullying. It is ripe for harassment,” he explains, adding that his mother, for one, would be pleased with the selection.

“My mom would be very happy,” Evans said.

“She’s proud of everything I do but it’s something she can really brag about.”

LONDON, ENGLAND – JULY 19: Chris Evans attends “The Gray Man” special screening at BFI Southbank on July 19, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

As part of this same characteristic, Evans admits that the distinction is wonderful… but also very strange.

“It’s hard to interview about this whole thing,” laughs Evans. “It seems like a strange form of polite bragging.”

Evans is currently best known for his pivotal role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

This year, however, he starred in Pixar’s Lightyear… Netflix’s Gray Man and filmed three new films, including 2023’s Ghosted for AppleTV+, which he is also producing.

Evans also co-operates the civic engagement platform A Starting Point, which was launched in 2020.

Photo via Getty Images for Fiji Water

Whereas sensual goes?

“It’s something that as I get older and procrastinate, I can look back and say ‘I remember…'” jokes in this cover story.

“I am fortunate to be in the news in any capacity.”

He joins a scintillating and handsome group of men who are also respected by the people for his splendid looks.

Chris Evans at the 2017 Oscars
Chris Evans sure looks dashing in blue. He should get some award for fashion.

In 2021, it went to Paul Rudd.

In 2020, it went to Michael B. Jordan.

In 2019, it went to John Legend.

It also went to Johnny Depp (in 2009) and Mel Gibson (in 1985), so the award isn’t quite right.